Call A Podiatrist!: Custom Zombie Feet Shoes.

This is a pair of Vans deviantARTist mburk painted to look like zombie feet. Paint your legs green, drool blood, walk with a limp and rock a blank stare for added effect. OR CUT CORNERS AND JUST TAKE A BITE OUT OF AN OLD LADY. Om nom nom nom! Mmmm, Geritol. Say, are those dentures? Quick, bite my nipples!!

Zombie Shoes [mburk's deviantART]

Thanks to sham, who once chewed her own foot off because she thought it smelled like beef jerky.
Source: Geekologie.com