But It'll Scare All My Garden Gnomes Away!: Super Mario Piranha Plant Lawn Ornament.

DeviantARTist Kalupsa went and made an incredibly detailed (and frightening) Super Mario Piranha Plant lawn ornament out of modeling clay. And I think we can all agree, it's scary as shit. I sure as hell wouldn't water it, if you know what I mean. I'm talking about try to piss on it. NOT a good idea.

Hit the jump for a couple more shots and a video of how it was made.

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Frightening New Paranormal Activity Trailer.

After a young, middle class couple moves into what seems like a typical suburban “starter” tract house, they become increasingly disturbed by a presence that may or may not be somehow demonic but is certainly most active in the middle of the night. Especially when they sleep. Or try to.

Apple has just debuted the new trailer for Paranormal Activity, which will be released in theaters on September 25 in limited release. Click below to catch a glimpse of one of the most talked-about horror films of the year.

Paranormal Activity stars Micah Sloat, Katie Featherston, Mark Fredrichs, Amber Armstrong, Tim Piper, Randy McDowell and will hit theaters on September 25 in limited release.

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Great New Trailer For TRICK ‘R TREAT.

I’m really pissed that this film never got a theatrical release. I have yet to see the film, but I wanted to see it on the big screen. It seems like everyone that has seen Trick ‘r Treat has loved the hell out of it, so I am extremely excited to finally see it when it makes it way onto DVD and Blu Ray on October 6th. There’s one last trailer for the film to share with all of you to get you pumped up to buy it. Check it out below and let us know what your thoughts are! If you’ve already seen it, tell us what you thought!

'Trick R Treat' DVD Trailer @ Yahoo! Video

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Crazy Fool Is "Friends" With A Pack Of Lions.

This crazy damn fool, Kevin Richardson, runs a wildlife refuge in South Africa and has become a member of a pack of lions. It is probably the awesomest and stupidest thing I've ever seen (and I once saw a friend jump off the top of his parents' townhouse with a trashbag parachute). Just sayin', you remember how Grizzly Man ended, don't you? SPOILER ALERT: As a giant Timmy Treadwell-shaped grizzly turd. But who am I to judge? I'm just a regular guy who bangs dinos. RAWR! YES....YES....EAT ME NOOOOOOOW!

Thanks to Asbo, who was once accepted into a pod of whales but was later rejected when he tried to suckle one's teat.

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Shutter Island Trailer.

From Oscar-winning director Martin Scorsese, Shutter Island is the story of two U.S. marshals, Teddy Daniels (Leonardo DiCaprio) and Chuck Aule (Mark Ruffalo), who are summoned to a remote and barren island off the coast of Massachusetts to investigate the mysterious disappearance of a murderess from the island's fortress-like hospital for the criminally insane.
Director: Martin Scorsese
Writer: Laeta Kalogridis
Studio: Paramount Pictures
Cast: Leonardo DiCaprio, Mark Ruffalo, Ben Kingsley
Release: ?

Unused Trailer For HALLOWEEN 2 Is Insane.

I was never a big fan of Rob Zombie’s Halloween reboot, and I haven’t been too impressed by anything I have seen for his sequel Halloween 2, but bloody-disgusting got their hands on a trailer for the film that was unused. I don’t know why it was unused, because it’s the best thing I have seen from this movie so far. It makes the movie actually look interesting. The trailer features some crazy looking never before seen footage, and it’s got these interesting musical cues. It is by far the creepiest trailer for the film so far. Some of the images may give you more clues on what this movie is really about. If your excited for the movie this trailer should really pump you up, if your not excited it might just spark your interest. Check it out below and let me know what ya think!
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Gruesome: Billboards Bleed When It Rains.

An ad agency in New Zealand made a series of billboards that remind drivers to slow down and "drive to the conditions" during the rainy season. The billboards, which feature a young person's face, start bleeding whenever it rains.

"The advertising agency that came up with the sign says the goal was to reduce the road toll by creating maximum awareness through unease."

Unease is right, I can barely look at my monitor, let alone the road. HOLY SHIT I'M DRIVING.

Thanks to towhee, who just pulls over and makes out whenever it rains. Oooh la la.

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You Have Got To Be Kidding Me: Sears Tower Unveils Glass Balconies on 103rd Floor.

The Sears Tower opened "The Ledge" to the public today. The Ledge is a 4-foot glass balcony that's suspended 1,353 above the ground on the 103rd floor. It provides a panoramic view of Chicago, provided the walls aren't covered in accidents. Fun fact: urine spilled from the 103rd floor can break concrete on the sidewalk below. And not just if you drank a jackhammer, but it helps.

Thanks to FDSY, who isn't afraid of heights, but is afraid of towers. Weird.

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Childhood Fears Recreated As Photographs.

Joshua Hoffine is a photographer who recreates scenes of childhood fears. They are scary.

«My images are not photoshop collages.I use photoshop to finesse details and to adjust color and contrast for printing.I use friends and family members as actors and crew.Everyone works for free. We do it for fun.»

Wow -- I know one guy who's gonna be sleeping with his light on tonight. His fleshlight. God, I can't believe I even know what that is. No, no I'm not.

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Click here to acess Joshua Hoffine website.

Kill It!: How A Roomba Cleans A Room.

This is the path a Roomba took to clean a room. As you can see, it's pretty haphazard. But what did you expect -- it's just a stupid robot. Honestly, I'm surprised the little deviant didn't spend the whole time pleasuring itself in the corner by repeatedly running over a power cord.

The shot was taken by shutting off all the lights in the room for 30 minutes and taking a long exposure of the path the Roomba took while cleaning up.
While I despise all things robotic, I've got to admit -- whoever took the pic must have balls of triple platinum. Leaving a robot alone in a dark room for a half hour? That's crazy talk.
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Scary: A Childhood Photo From The Future.

This is a childhood photo FROM THE FUTURE. Don't ask me how I got it, but suffice it to say I got some wires crossed when I was building my time machine (read: I showed up in 2120 with a trash bag full of dinosaur-sized condoms). Anyway, I brought this back to show you how not cool the future is. You want your kids growing up with robot pals? No, no you don't. And if you do, well, *ffffubt*. Oh that? Nothing -- just a little contraceptive blowdart.
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New Footage from Halloween 2 Scares.

Entertainment Tonight unveiled the first footage from Rob Zombie's upcoming sequel, Halloween 2. The film will pick up at the exact moment the first movie stopped and follow the aftermath of Michael Myers murderous rampage through the eyes of heroine Laurie Strode. Check out your first look below.
H2 is in theaters August 28th, 2009.
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Drag me to Hell 1st poster...

New Drag Me to Hell Trailer and Hi-Res Images!

Yahoo! Movies has just released the brand new trailer for the upcoming horror film, Drag Me to Hell, which hits theaters nationwide on May 29. Click below to play the new trailer and also click on the brand new images we also have from the film below.

Director Sam Raimi returns to the horror genre with "Drag Me to Hell," an original tale of a young woman's desperate quest to break an evil curse.




Christine Brown (Alison Lohman) is an ambitious L.A. loan officer with a charming boyfriend, professor Clay Dalton (Justin Long). Life is good until the mysterious Mrs. Ganush (Lorna Raver) arrives at the bank to beg for an extension on her home loan. Should Christine follow her instincts and give the old woman a break? Or should she deny the extension to impress her boss, Mr. Jacks (David Paymer), and get a leg-up on a promotion? Christine fatefully chooses the latter, shaming Mrs. Ganush and dispossessing her of her home.
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