Unused Trailer For HALLOWEEN 2 Is Insane.

I was never a big fan of Rob Zombie’s Halloween reboot, and I haven’t been too impressed by anything I have seen for his sequel Halloween 2, but bloody-disgusting got their hands on a trailer for the film that was unused. I don’t know why it was unused, because it’s the best thing I have seen from this movie so far. It makes the movie actually look interesting. The trailer features some crazy looking never before seen footage, and it’s got these interesting musical cues. It is by far the creepiest trailer for the film so far. Some of the images may give you more clues on what this movie is really about. If your excited for the movie this trailer should really pump you up, if your not excited it might just spark your interest. Check it out below and let me know what ya think!
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You Will Be Mine, Oh Yes, You Will Be Mine: Cheeseburger Bed For Sale On eBay.

Relax my little lambs, I'm alive. I apologize for not being able to post this past weekend but I've been traveling and am staying at a place with no internet (heathens!). Currently, I'm bringing Geekologie to you from an undisclosed public library near Miami, Florida (COME FIND ME, I DARE YOU!). So yeah, I didn't die and I'm sorry, okay? I swear I'll make it up to you. Nudie pics? You got em. And whatever you female readers would like as well.

So, remember the hamburger bed story Geekologie broke earlier this year? WELL IT'S FOR SALE ON EBAY AND I AM GONNA BE SLEEPING BETWEEN THOSE BUNS IN NO TIME! Now, which one of you lovely ladies wants to slide under that 8-foot sesame seedy goodness with yours truly? I'm quicker than fast food all Kobe beef, just sayin'.

Thanks to Kayla, who actually made the bed. What do you say, Kayla, one last romp in the burger? And to Aaron, who can watch but not touch.

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Zappity Zap!: Police Will Tase Your Grandma.

Just in case you were wondering, the police will tase your 72-year old grandma. You hear that, members of the geriatric species? YOU ARE NOT EXEMPT FROM THE ZAPPERY! Also, does the officer really yell "TASERED!" as he's doing it? Because that's awesome. I'm gonna start doing that.

Thanks to Watch-303, alex, double dragon, The Naked Wizard and Beth, who would have torn the electrodes out and flown off on their jetpacks like superheroes.

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T-Mobile's Dance Spectacular Commercial.

This is a recent commercial from T-Mobile that is almost identical in execution to this stunt (the second video), except there's like a billion times more dancing in this one. Basically a bunch of confederates (damn you, the north!) are walking around in a train station when they bust out in dance and get all wild up in that bitch while onlookers go "what the f***?" and a couple old people question if they remembered to take their medication. Good times. Oh man -- can you imagine if you were just been passing through on your way to catch a train? You'd have missed it. Then been pissed.
Worth the watch...