Mary-Louise Parker gets naked-like for Esquire.

Here's Mary-Louise Parker making my Esquire subscription worth every damn penny in the August issue. Now, I don't want to be one of those chauvinistic guys who says a woman's place is in the kitchen, but this is definitely the way to get a man to buy you something nice. Like a toaster oven. Or that frying pan you've got your eye on.NOTE: Pics link to NSFW versions that probably gave Martha Stewart an erection. Also, thanks to Jonah Ray who only reads Esquire for the articles. And the naked women holding pies.
Source: The Superficial

One Cake To Fill Them All: LOTR Desserts.

That's right folks, that's a freaking cake right there -- the city of Minas Tirith in all it's fondant-y glory. Wow. Now I'm confident I speak for all of us when I say 'my God would I lay siege to that city -- with a fork!' Am I right? "Thou shall not pass....on seconds!" Thanks Gandalf, I'll have another. Oh, uh-oh -- whipped cream fight!
Check out these several cakes from LOTR, including a pretty solid looking golden ring.